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GoDaddy costs more but tried the cheaper ones (InMotion and BlueHost), but they sucked -- hidden costs, poor customer service, no process or clue on transferring a site, SSL, et al from one host to another.
|Story & Art by: Marc Hansen|
Deep Doo-Doo State
When Russian President Vladimir Poopin comes to Washington for a summit with President Frump, all hell breaks loose when Poopin discovers that Ralph Snart's head is stuck in Frump's ass. An all-time low for Ralph Snart and Democracy. NO COLLUSION!
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UPDATE: Total redo. Had to make initial page faster. Using JSON (and some tricks), rendering is now 30x faster - typical load time should be less than a one second. Also fixed some bugs and added some enhancements. Even works in IE 9-11. Good Lord!
Had to update php up from version 5.2 (old as hell) to at least 5.6, but is now compatible up to 7.2. Also, made more mobile friendly. Cut a lot of fat and a lot of bad coding. Overall, much more solid and secure. COOL!