Ralph Snart Trading Cards No. 13

Text from card back:

RALPH SNART ADVENTURES is reborn in full color! Since Vol. 3, No. 1, is a reprint of Vol. 2, No. 1, dig up card #5 and read the back. It'll save me a whole lotta...oh, all right. stop whining. In an editorial by Marc Hansen, we learn that he can - and will - write anything that pops into his mellon. A nasty letter from Dr. Wergman Wermson, a reputable psychiatrist, says, "RSA is detrimental to normal mental hygiene, and it's profound effect on young minds is just short of major tragedy." Marc's response: "It's letters such as this that tell me I'm on the right track and always have been."

Dr. Goot, Ralphie's arch nemesis, was born Uptuno Goot in 1910 in the dark forests of Bavaria. He first started his brain-switching experiments on his own family members at the age of 8. This explains the quirky behavior of some of the Goots.

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