Ralph Snart Trading Cards No. 22

Text from card back:

Not a reprint! Worse than a tax audit. Far worsse than a blind date. Ralph Snart has escaped, and he's on a rampage! Ralph tries to scare some old ladies, but they beat the crap out of him. He breaks into a store for some brews, and the manager harasses him thinking he's harmless. Ralph proceeds to stomp him into a pulp. The cops catch up to him and pump him full of lead, but since this is a comic book, Ralph is merely stunned. The police captain dismisses his men and reveals himself to be none other than Dr. Goot in a clever disguise!

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